Ian Holloway: Snow foils my cunning plan to run over Bale's left foot

Category: Football

Publish Date: 12-18-2010 07:00 PM -0500

I had a foolproof plan to beat Tottenham today which I hoped would guarantee victory until the game was called off. I was going to park my car near the main entrance and wait for the Spurs team coach to pull up. Then as soon as Gareth Bale got off I was going to accelerate and run over his left foot. Mind you he's so good even that might not have been enough to stop him.

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