By Derek Lawrenson Last updated at 12:51 AM on 8th April 2011

Still driving crowds crazy

What is more impressive - Arnold Palmer, 81, hitting it 220 yards down the first fairway, with no run, or 71-year-old Jack Nicklaus belting it 250? What a way to start the Masters.

Legends: Arnold Palmer (left) and Jack Nicklaus

Not the day for raring Rickie

'GoTime' tweeted 22-year-old American Rickie Fowler. Unfortunately, one playing partner was the notoriously slow, boring Aussie, Jason Day. StopTime, more like.

No pimples for the goose

The crowd went wild when Retief Goosen (right) holed his second shot from the first fairway for an eagle two. Guess what? The ever expressionless South African did not.

Ridiculous rule is reconsidered

One daft rule changed - players can no longer be disqualified over transgressions that come to light using television evidence, after signing their scorecards. Only about 15 daft rules to go.

Great Scot: Sandy Lyle

Who is the hot-shot Scot?

Leading Scot? Not Martin Laird, who won last time out at Arnie's event, and playing in his first Masters. Try Sandy Lyle, playing in his 30th, who shot 73. 

Luke on a lucrative run

Luke Donald is donating $5,000 for every birdie this week to the Japanese earthquake relief fund. They must have loved his birdie, eagle, birdie run from the 14th.