Unshocking analysis of Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo’s autographs

Category: Football

Publish Date: 12-08-2011 03:30 PM -0500

Today in unnecessary El Clasico hype: The official La Liga YouTube channel "took the autographs of Cristiano Ronaldo and Leo Messi to a leading graphologist and the findings were eye-opening." Except, they weren't.

Basically, we learn that the players' signatures tell us what we already knew about them. Cristiano likes attention and has "great stamina" and Messi is "completely different."

Next time: A detailed examination of the telling secrets within Pep Guardiola and Jose Mourinho's eyebrows.

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